Funny Facts

• An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged.
• 40% of all indigestion remedies sold in the world are bought by Americans.

Quotes

* First, I do not sit down at my desk to put into verse something that is already clear in my mind. If it were clear in my mind, I should have no incentive or need to write about it. We do not write in order to be understood; we write in order to understand.(Robert Cecil Day Lewis)

* When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.(Hermann Hesse - Swiss (German-born) author (1877 - 1962))

* Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.(Jules Renard - (1864 - 1910))